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March 17

Top 200

RALPH

200

SEXIEST WOMEN

ON THE PLANET

200. Britney Spears

199. Dita Von Tesse

198. Kelly Hu

197. Kelis

196. Deanne Berry

195. Emily Proctor

194. Devon Aoki

193. Ashlee Simpson

192. Mariah Carey

191. Natalie Blair

190. Gabrielle Tuite

189. Tyra Banks

188. Sheree Murphy

187. Tara Reid

186. Christina Milian

185. Laura Csortan

184. Charlize Theron

183. Sara Bray

182. Karolìna Kurkova

181. Melissa Doyle

180. Natalie Bassingthwaighte

179. Alyssa Milano

178. Daniela Pestova

177. Ada Nicodemou

176. Louise Glover

175. Alana Pallister

174. Pink

173. Lucy Lui

172. Molly Sims

171. Shakira

170. Eve Da Rue

169. Jennifer Lopez

168. Nicky Hilton

167. Stephanie Mcintosh

166. Terri Irwin

165. Toni Pearen

164. Drew Barrymore

163. Monique Wright

162. Sharni Vinson

161. Kylie Minogue

160. Mischa Barton

159. Autumn Reeser

158. Candace Michelle

157. Jennifer Garner

156. Jordan

155. Bijou Philips

154. Isla Fisher

153. Bree Amer

152. Petra Nemcova

151. Keeley Hazell

150. Jakki Degg

149. Amy Weber

148. Elsa Pataky

147. Simone Warne

146. Autumn Wilmert

145. Kim Smith

144. Jade Macrae

143. Meiko Rye

142. Camille Anderson

141. Lindsay Lohan

140. Nelly Furtado

139. Olivia Wilde

138. Jaime Wright

137. Veronica Zemanova

136. Natalie Mendoza

135. Yamila Diaz

134. Lauryn Eagle

133. Sandra Sully

132. The Veronicas

131. Vanessa Ferlito

130. Lee Furlong

129. May Anderson

128. Masuimi Max

127. Tina Wallman

126. Rosario Dawson

125. Samantha Lee

124. Cameron Diaz

123. Coralie Eicholtz

122. Nicky Whelan

121. Nikki Ziering

120. Chanel Ryan

119. Tila Tequila

118. Lisa Gleave

117. Kate Beckinsale

116. April Scott

115. Leslie Bibb

114. Bec Hewitt

113. Ashley Scott

112. Hollie Bowerman

111. Marisa Miller

110. Gwen Stefani

109. Alex Elliot

108. Alessandra Ambrosio

107. Kate Waterhouse

106. Jennifer Love Hewitt

105. Megan Gale

104. Kirsten Dunst

103. Hilary Duff

102. Jenna Jameson

101. Chantelle Delaney

100. Eva Green

99. Billie Piper

98. Pamela Anderson

97. Denise Richards

96. Cameron Richardson

95. Jodi Gordon

94. Josie Maran

93. Courtney Morris

92. Paris Hilton

91. Abi Titmuss

90. Michelle Marsh

89. Penelope Cruz

88. Tera Patrick

87. Holly Brisley

86. Bobbi Sue Luther

85. Amanda Flynn

84. Bianca Gascoigne

83. Kristen Cavallari

82. Sophie Raadschelders

81. Keira Knightley

80. Tricia Helfer

79. Nadine Valazquez

78. Kate Bosworth

77. Simona Fusco

76. Emilie De Ravin

75. Carly Hanson

74. Elisha Cuthbert

73. Christina Lindley

72. Gabrielle Richens

71. Amanda Righetti

70. Hayden Panettiere

69. Maria Sharapova

68. Jackie O

67. Indiana Evans

66. Kate Moss

65. Tammin Sursok

64. Jennifer Ellison

63. Monica Hansen

62. Caterina Morino

61. Cassie Lane

60. Pauline Pedryc

59. Lauren Pope

58. Stacy Keibler

57. Salma Hayek

56. Ali Larter

55. Sophie Howard

54. Kelly Carlson

53. Danielle Lloyd

52. Cinthia Moura

51. Jaime Pressley

50. Erin McNaught

49. Katherine Heigl

48. Arielle Kebbel

47. Diora Baird

46. Samaire Armstrong

45. Maggie Grace

44. Sunny Leone

43. Anna from Big Brother

42. Carmen Electra

41. Sienna Miller

40. Adele Silva

39. Suzi Howarth

38. Vanessa Minnillo

37. Fergie

36. Sophie Monk

35. Jenny McCarthy

34. Vanessa Marcil

33. Shana Hiatt

32. Gemma Atkinson

31. Christina Aguilera

30. Melissa George

29. Eva Mendes

28. Courtney Bingham

27. Nicole Scherzinger

26. Lisa-Shae

25. Gisele Bundchen

24. Isabel Lucas

23. Sarita Stella

22. Jessica Biel

21. Evageline Lilly

20. Beyonce

19. Rihanna

18. Victoria Silvstedt

17. Brooke Burke

16. Nikki Osborne

15. Adriana Lima

14. Rachel Bilson

13. Angelina Jolie

12. Krystal Forscutt

11. Lisa Jenkins

10. Jessica Simpson

9. Holly Valance

8. Eva Longoria

7. Scarlett Johansson

6. Kelly Brook

5. Joanna Krupa

4. Jennifer Hawkins

3. Lara Bingle

2. Emily Scott

1. Jessica Alba

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March 02

Huh? ... That's interesting

The world's shortest war was in 1969, when Honduras and El Salvador fought for 30 minutes over a soccer game
Olympic badminton cocks must have 14 feathers
The people most killed in bank robberies are the robbers
"Typewriter" is the longest word that can be typed using only one line of a standard computer keyboard
The world's smallest army is the Swiss Guard, stationed at the Vatican, in Rome. To join, you must be exactly 174cm tall unmariied, Catholic, Swiss, and of sound moral and ethical character

Fun at England's expense

Windston Churchill was born in a ladies' toilet
The average length of the English penis is 5.2 inches
In England, in the 1880s, "pants" was considered a dirty word

The most expensive bikini in the world was worn by Molly Sims - it costs $37.5 million, and was made almost entirely of diamonds
The chances of any single person becoming a billionaire are 0.00001 per cent
The world's largest yo-yo is two metres wide and weighs in at a finger-straining 400kg
The most popular name for a dog in the United States in Max
Starfish have no brain
Former US president William Taft was so fat he once got stuck in the White House bathtub
"Groaking" is the practise of watching people eating food in the hope they'll offer you some
A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brothers' first flight
A full moon is nine times brighter than a half moon
A "syzygy" occurs when all of the planets in our solar system line up
Your skin weighs twice as much as your brain
Porcupines float
Your thumb is always the same length as your nose
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in the first-class section
Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil. Honey found in the pyramids can still be eaten

True or False?

Three facts. Which one's made up?

There are more than 250,000 trees in Central Park, New York
The youngest Pope was just 11 years old
Guatemalan fruit bats are the only mammals that can fly backwards

Highlight here _1.T 2.T 3.F _for answer

'Pub Ammo', Zoo Weekly, (Pub Ammo), Jan29th07, pp. 90.

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More Zoo Jokes

An Irish woman was admitted to hospital after having phone sex. Doctors managed to remove two Nokias, three Motorolas and a Samsung. No siemen was found.

Jeff, Sunshine Coast, Qld

What's the difference between a redhead and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Adam, Port Adelaide, SA

'Last week's top jokes', Zoo Weekly, (You Funny Bastards!), Jan29th07, pp. 29.

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Warney's team-mates are perplexed one morning to see Shane bowling a few overs with women's panties wrapped around his arm. Finally, Ricky Ponting whispersm "Er, mate, we've come to expect some unusual things rom you, but we're worried this time. Do you know you're wearing women's panties around your arm?"

"Oh yeah," says Shane, "It's a patch. Im trying to quit."

Huntley, Gympie QLD

HOT TOPIC

A man jumps off the couch and says to his wife: "Put your coat on, I'm off to the pub." His wife says, "Lovely - are you taking me out for a drink?" "No," he says, "I'm turning the heating off."

Antsy, Duntroon, ACT

EXPERIMENTAL

Two blokes are lying in bed next to each other when one turns to the other and says: "You know Bob, I don't think much of this wife-swapping."

Greg, Mosman, NSW

TRY IT ON

A traffic cop stops a woman for speeding. He leans in her window and asks to see her diriving license. "Lady, it says here you should be wearing glasses," he says. "I have contacts," the woman replies. "Lady I don't care who you know," the cop says. "You're still getting a ticket."

Dexter44, Fremantle, WA

'Feeding Time', Zoo Weekly, (Feeding Time), Jan29th07, pp. 26-7.

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Arse Teacher!

High school teacher Stephen Murmer appears, semi-disguised, on a TV show, demonstrating his "butt-print" paintings. He was later sacked when a YouTube clip of his appearance was circulated among students.

'Ass Teacher!', Zoo Weekly, (Weird Week), Jan29th07, pp. 24.

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